As winter approaches and the weather here in England gets even colder and windier, I despair from inside my many layers and fluffy scarf at the clothes I see people wear. Well actually no, the clothes I see other girls wear.
I'm sure you've noticed the latest fashion which appears to be wearing as little as humanly possible without being naked or revealing your most private bits. I can't handle it I really can't.
It's the shorts that really get to me not that you can really describe them as shorts. What these new 'shorts' really are are fashionable knickers, leather knickers, denim knickers, just knickers. Now if I paraded around in actual knickers (this is obviously theoretical) I'd be shot down and called a slag but these knicker short things are apparently fine. No. The day it became fine to walk around with the bottom of your arse on show was a sad day.
Just take a moment to think and compare these fashion knickers, I refuse to call them shorts now, to the lingerie section of BHS (that's British Home Stores if you were unsure) I'm seeing a lot of similarities. Now when you think of this and compare just remember that the main clientele or BHS are of an older age and you can understand why I disapprove of fashion kickers so much.
All The Best,
A Grumpy Old Teen
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